Sunday, January 21, 2007

About books..and a book

I don't quite remember who first told me that it was a good idea - I think it was my grandmother - to write the date and place on the first leaf of a book that you either buy for yourself or are about to gift to someone. Although I couldn't understand what the deal was, with the writing - when someone for example gifts you a brand new Tintin - and you sneak away from the boisterous uncles and aunties - who were commenting on how funny your latest haircutting disaster looked - and start reading the first page and are just about to guffaw at the Captain screaming "Carpet Sellers" at an offender .. when you mom calls you back to the living room so that the auntie can write the date and place on the book. Especially when the Auntie asks you "how are studies going beta?"... to fill up the chilly silence. Man!!

Anyway, it turns out that I have right now an immense collection of books that have been gifted, all with the places and dates neatly scripted on the first page. Well - time has passed and I still have haircutting disasters as often as I used to. Each one of those books today seems to come attached with an tiny shred of long - forgotten memory. From Surat... to the tiny Angul in the middle of nowhere - tiny places that no one knows or hears about or cares about.

Well, Jhumpa Lahiri's "The Namesake" was the first book I bought for myself! This was as late as 2004. So accustomed was I to being gifted(and gifting) books, that the thought of buying one for myself seemed unnatural. It finally happened on a footpath in New Delhi - Rs 50 seemed an irresistible deal.

Since then - I have vultured the footpaths of cities I have lived in. The guy selling books on CMH road got so used to me stopping in front of his stall and looking and browsing , that after a few days he stopped giving me his salesman rap everytime I stopped by - and looked shocked to the core when I finally decided to buy one. My stance towards the piracy of books, is what is expected of a poor student in a world where Kiran Desai's new book costs Rs 1120. What can you do!

In America sadly, vulturing has little scope. With the exception of New York City where the footpaths were joyously dotted stalls selling everything for Kebabs to T shirts to Maps - the footpaths I have walked on are disappointingly barren... Anyways, I have therefore had the experience of buying "my first Book for myself from a store with a roof". Borders on Madison Square Garden.

The book was a christmas gift - I had a borders card. Anyway, I picked up "The Inheritance of Loss" by Kiran Desai. I had read about it winning the Booker prize - and had been waiting to get to a place where I could find it. There were no copies in Buffalo. I some how seem to identify better with, and therefore enjoy more, books by Indian authors - and have read authors from Jhhumpa Lahiri to Ruskin Bond - and have without an single exception thoroughly enjoyed them. or Had..

I have never read a book that has been better written - or that I have hated more. Desai is undeniably talented, and I cant but admire some of the magical prose that one comes across in the pages of "Inheritance" - but the book appeared to me to have the net effect of a Civilized Western Man looking at India - crinkling his nose - and saying "Eww - how smelly!". All the major characters of the book are Indian - and they are all one - dimensionally weak, sad ... and in an ignorant blindfolded awe of the west - of the magical land that is America. The characters have also given up on ever being happy. The book deals with the stereotype of the "Poor Dirty Indian". No matter what he does - education notwithstanding - he remains "the poor dirty Indian". He is unhappy, superstitous, a wife beater, a thief and of course - suffers of an insufferable inferiority complex towards the White Man. In fact so entrenched is the Indian in his numerous complexes, superstitions, customs,religious hypocrisy that he has no hope whatsoever of leading a happy, fulfilling life.

It is clear that Desai blames the west for the Poor Dirty Indian - and assuredly, the poor dirty indian exists - in millions, maybe - but in dealing with this stereotype only - she has helped fit the tunnel through which the west view India a little better in its eye.

From the book it is clear that Desai knows her prose, but she doesnt know India - and the gross misrepresentation of the Indian is sad - especially since she does it with so much beauty. She should go read some R.K Narayan.

Now I thought that I might be going crazy, because after all the book has won the Booker - but then I remembered - the Booker isn't given by Indians - or by people who know India.

Sunday, January 14, 2007


Its amazing how these things happen. I would rate Steven Gerrard right alongside Ronaldinho as the attacking midfielder of this generation - as I would that Frenchman Thierry Henry as the leading striker, possibly with Samuel Eto'o.

Now for the record, I am a Liverpool fan and admire Steven Gerrard above all the names mentioned above- UEFA Champions League 2005 has sealed that for life-but this is too glaring to ignore.

They say that the past has a way of repeating itself.

They also say that a "deja vu" is actually a product of the order in which two specific nerves fire in our brain getting interchanged.

When, on that fateful day in Arsenal's new home at the Emirates Stadium, Gerrard played a seemingly harmless back pass to his Goalkeeper, and saw the "loping frenchman" bound into his vision just as the ball left his boot - he would have rubbished the above definition.

To learn what I am talking about see this and immediately after - this.

Well - at least the goalkeepers weren't the same!